That'd be too easy for someone as powerful as you. Two-Face: Oh? Let's see if you bleed green! The Riddler: Harvey! I don't think it's me you really want to kill. Two-Face: We'll call you dead, is more like it! How did you find us here?! Talk! The Riddler: But then if I talked, what would keep you from slaying me, O Segregated One? By the way, that's never gonna heal if you don't stop picking. Two-Face: Who the hell are you? The Riddler: Just a friend. What?! The Riddler: I hope you made extra.
Two-Face: Ladies, you spoil us! We're of two minds about what to eat first. terminated? SURF'S UP, BIG KAHUNA! Oooooh, nice form, but a little rough on the landing. Fred Stickley: Bruce Wayne was right! You demented, bizarre, unethical toad! It is brain manipulation! I'm reporting you to the FCC, the Human Experimentation Board, the AMI, and the police! You are going up on charges, to court, to jail, and then to a mental institution for the rest of your twisted little life! But first and foremost, Nygma, you are fired! Do you hear me?! FIRED! Edward Nygma: Oh. I utilized your neural energy to grow smarter. I'm a genius! No, several geniuses! A gaggle! A swarm! A flock of freakin' Freuds! Riddle me this, Fred! What is everything to someone, and nothing to everyone else? Your mind, baby! And now mines comes with the power of yours! I'm sucking up your IQ, vacuuming your cortex, feeding off your brain! FRED! What a rush! Fred Stickley: What the hell just happened? Edward Nygma: A very surprising side effect! While you were mesmerized by my 3D TV. More power! "EDWARD NYGMA, COME ON DOWN! YOU'RE THE NEXT CONTESTANT ON BRAIN DRAIN!" Um, gee, ooh, uh, I'll take what's inside Thick Skull Number One! "What have we got for him, Johnny?" Stickley, I'm having a breakthrough! And a breakdown? MAYBE! Nevertheless, I'm smarter. Edward Nygma: Which one? this? Losing resolution. Fred Stickley: What are you doing? Nygma, you touch that switch and. Fred Stickley: What are you doing, Nygma? Untie me! Edward Nygma: This won't hurt. "Too many." I'll show you it works! Fred Stickley: What the hell is going on here? I told you this project is terminated! I'm calling Security! Edward Nygma: Caffeine will kill you! Įdward Nygma: Rise and shine, little guinea pig. By the way, do you have a first name, or do we just call you "Bats"? Įdward Nygma: Okay Now I've got it! Ha! "Too many questions. Well, let's just say that I could write a hell of a paper on a grown man who dresses like a flying rodent. in a world where normal rules of right and wrong no longer apply. A trauma powerful enough to create an alternate personality leaves the victim. He'll slaughter them without thinking twice. Not every girl makes a superhero's night table.Ĭommissioner Gordon: Can we reason with him? He's holding innocent people hostage up there. Are you a gambling man? What say we flip for it?īatman: I read your work. You could say we're of two minds on the subject. Two-Face: You're counting on the winged avenger to deliver you from evil, aren't you, my friend? Bank Guard: Are you gonna kill me? Two-Face: Maybe, maybe not. You, above all, should know the consequences of the life you choose.ĭialogue Alfred Pennyworth: Can I persuade you to take a sandwich with you, sir? Batman: I'll get drive-thru.
This is my brain on the Box! DOES ANYBODY ELSE FEEL LIKE A FRIED EGG?! Has anybody ever told you you have a SERIOUS IMPULSE CONTROL PROBLEM?!?!.And yet so you! Very few people are both a summer and a winter, but. yet so bright and chipper and conservative! It's so you. Beautiful! It's so dark and gothic and disgustingly decadent. I simply love what you've done with the place.Emotions are always the enemy of true justice. Another day of wine and roses, or in your case, beer and pizza! Why? Why why why why why why? Luck! Blind, stupid, simple, doo-dah, clueless luck! Holy men are martyred, and junkies grow legion. One man is born a hero, his brother a coward.